GET AMPED AS FUCK CAUSE THIS FRIDAY IS GONNA SHRED BUTTS WHEN...


!A CELEBRATION OF GIRLFRIENDS, PIZZA AND DESSERT!


ON FRIDAY, DECEMBER THE SIXTEENTH IN THE YEAR PROBABLY THIS ONE THE TERROR PIGEON DANCE REVOLT! SHALL FOR 1 HOUR UNLEASH AND FUFILL ALL OF YOUR PASSIONS!!!

Your passions shall be as follows:
- Handsome bearded gentleman singing folk songs!
- My feelings!
- Desserts!
- Pizza!
- Indonesian Gamelan!
IT'S HAPPENING AT THE STONE
LOCATED at avenue C and 2nd street
be on time or miss the show! for real! 8 PM!
$5 for 3 awesome bands and endless desserts!

PROGRAM OF EVENTS:
8PM SHARP
: Indonesian Gamelan Invocation

8:10 PM SHARP: The Thank You Ma'ams.
Gorgeous folk music from Murfreesboro, TN. You will probably like this band unless you are a) a mean bus driver b) a shitty dad or c) on fire.

8:35 PM SHARP: TPDR's "How Could We Not Be Engaging in Merriment?!"
A Letter From the Artist:

Dear Reader,
___It is I, Neil Fridd, official guy man of the terror pigeon dance exploding dog majority vote. I have, for some time, dreamed of taking a few of my best songs and reworking them in an acoustic manner; I imagined this task as being both thrilling and terrifying. IT WAS. And it's been done! On this Friday I will present to you the 5 most noble songs!
___Accompanied by the thank you ma'ams I shall tell tales of loves lost and pizza gained! Serpents, hot tubs, old socks that I thought were serpents: no appalling detail or warm cuddly feeling shall be spared!
___Primarily we will deal with the subject of women who have warmed by stone-cold-ice-jerk-heart, and in the best way! The dessert way! Specifically we will delve into magical moments of dessert consumption; memories of mine in which the presence of a woman and a dessert delivered me to a state of nirvana! And better yet friends! We shall consume these same desserts! I will feed you a replica of the cake that I received on my birthday from a very special lady 4 years ago! We shall partake in a similar hot chocolate to that which I consumed with an old flame in paris some odd years ago! For one half hour I will bombard you with feelings, chocolate, cake, root beer floats, perhaps even foot massages. Ecstasy thy name is the terror pigeon dance revolt!!!!!!
___I am 100% responsible if everyone ends up making out with each other!

Forever Yours,