HAVE A BAND AND ALWAYS BE ON TOUR!!!!!!

SEVERUS SNAPRIL
04/12/14 - Nashville, TN - Tour De Fun
04/21/14 - Tallahassee, FL - The Shark Tank - 1651 Sharkey St with Danielle Steel and Michael Parallax and Calliope Musicals
04/22/14 - Sarasota, FL - New College - With Calliope Musicals, Godsnack
04/23/14 - St Augustine, FL - Nobby's - With Calliope Musicals, uncle party, mf goon and sleepy tree!!
04/25/14 - New Brunswick, NJ - Circuit City! - 27 Jones Ave! with little ruckus!!
04/30/14 - New York, NY - The Chris Gethard Show - 11 PM! - On TV awesome rage fest performance!! come fucking party! we need fucking partiers! FUCK YEAH!!! RSVP to be in the studio audience!! zerolaughs@gmail.com
05/01/14 - Philadelphia, PA - Eris Temple of the Arts -
05/02/14 - somewhere in new jersey?!

BUTTS ARMAGEDDON
All shows with Michael Parallax!
05/06/14 - Rochester, NY - The Bug Jar
05/07/14 - Buffalo, NY - Dreamland
05/08/14 - Cleveland, OH - One Year of Parties
05/09/14 - Oberlin, OH - Three Door Studios
05/10/14 - Columbus, OH -
05/11/14 - Detroit, MI - The New Dodge Lounge
05/12/14 - Kalamazoo, MI - Louie's Trophy House
05/13/14 - Holland, MI - Park Theatre
05/14/14 - Chicago, IL -
parallax does Milwaukee!
05/16/14 - Bloomington, IN -
05/17/14 - Nashvile, TN -


 

 


LET ME BACK!!!!!
PAST:
MANIAC SPIRITS 6: NO MAN, NO WOMAN, JUST REVENGE
All shows with Little Ruckus forever!!!
03/26/14 - Fairfield, IA, - The Arbor Bar
03/28/14 - New Lenox, IL - Paradise Smoothies
03/29/14 - Milwaukee, WI - The Cocoon - With Awkward Terrible
03/30/14 - Chicago, IL - Connie's Plank House - 1820 n kimball! go around back to the coach house!!
04/01/14 - Fargo, ND - Red Raven Espresso Parlor - Early show! All ages!!- WHOA DUDES, somebody fucking crashed into our car!! this show is canceled!!!
04/01/14 - Fargo, ND - The Aquarium - Late show! 21++++ - AND THIS ONE IS CANCELED TOO!! SORRRRY!!!!
04/02/14 - Minneapolis, MN - Hexagon Bar - with FARMS! Treeblood!!!
04/05/14 - Springfield MO - The OBEC - With Mr Nasti, Control
04/06/14 - Columbia, MO - The Dome! - With Mr Nasti, Control
04/07/14 - Ames, IA - The Space for Ames - 6PM - FINAL THE SPACE SHOW EVER HOLY SHIT COME CELEBRATE DIY LEGACY

THE BANK'S NEVER CLOSED! (FLYIN')
03/12/14 - Austin, TX - SXSW - SOUTH FRY SOUTH WENDYS - FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!!
03/15/14 - Austin, TX - SXSW - The Electric Church - OLDIES SET!!! - pre 2009 songs only! shutting this party down!!! 2:30 am set!!
03/22/14 - Boise, ID - Treefort Music Fest

TRUE LOVE AT FULL SPEED
All shows with Michael Parallax
02/03/14 - Atlanta, GA - Mammal Gallery
02/04/14 - Athens, GA - Go Bar
02/05/14 - Clemson, SC - The Royal Tiger
02/06/14 - Greenville, SC - The Radio Room
02/07/14 - Columbia, SC - Foxfield Bar and Grille
02/08/14 - Charlotte, NC - Yauhaus - 1227 rollins ave - with Human Pippi Armstrong. Best in the biz!!!!
02/09/14 - Harrisonburg, VA - The Alamo! - House show! with NU DEPTH!!!!!!
02/10/14 - New York, NY - The Silent Barn
02/11/14 - New Brunswick, NJ - Circuit City
02/12/14 - New London, CT - The Oasis
02/18/14 - Halifax, NS - Gus' Pub - with Windom Earle
02/19/14 - Moncton, NB - Plan B Lounge
02/20/14 - Framingham, MA - Boston Church of Christ - This is a real Church! Get ready Jesus!! 214 Concord Street
02/21/14 - Troy, NY - Ground Zero
02/22/14 - Rochester, NY - Voltron / Monster Truck House - address is 29A cobbs hill dr! Little Spoon opens!!
02/23/14 - Buffalo, NY - Dreamland - with Great Valley and Jack Topht
02/25/14 - Pittsburgh, PA - FFOPS - 16 Welsford st
02/26/14 - Cleveland, OH - Jinna's Hookah Bar
02/27/14 - Oberlin, OH - 3 Door Studios B
02/28/14 - Athens, OH - The Union Bar and Grill
03/01/14 - Yellow Springs, OH - Spirited Goat Coffee House
03/03/14 - Nashville, TN - Boheme Collectif
03/06/14 - Columbia, MO - Peste De Merde - Terror Pigeon vs. Rich Aucoin set!!
03/07/14 - Kansas City, MO - Art Closet Studios - Terror Pigeon vs. Rich Aucoin set
03/08/14 - Lawrence, KS - FATSOS - with LION and Baiowolf - Terror Pigeon vs. Rich Aucoin set!
03/09/14 - Fayetteville, AR - JR's Lightbulb Club - Terror Pigeon vs. Rich Aucoin!!
03/10/14 - Tulsa, OK - Sound Pony!
03/11/14 - Dallas, TX - The Crown and Harp

MANIAC SPIRITS 5: SLED DOGGIN'!!
all shows with little fucking ruckus!!
01/24/14 - Fairbanks, AK - The Pub
01/25/14 - Fairbanks, AK - The Marlin
01/31/14 - Anchorage, AK - House Show - email us for address - neil.fridd @t gmale.calmz
02/01/14 - Anchorage, AK - Anchorage Community Works

LATER!

12/05/13 - Milwaukee, WI - Mad Planet - with Rio Turbo and Max Holiday
12/06/13 - Beloit, WI - Beloit College
12/07/13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall - with Rubblebucket and Rich Aucoin
12/15/13 - Sarasota, FL - The Shamrock Pub - with Rich Aucoin!
12/21/13 - Austin, TX - SUPER CHRISTMAS! Stocking Full of Bliss!!!!! - with Zorch, Netherfriends +12 more!!! tickets here!!
12/30/13 - Toronto, ON - What's in the Box?!!!! - with Rich Aucoin!
12/31/13 - Brooklyn, NY - NEW YEARS 2: GALAXY QUEST! - All night insanity new years!! Rich Aucoin + Unstoppable Death Machines + My Body + Many More!!

MALEE CAN'T SAY "CABBAGE" TOUR!!
All shows with Moonlasso!
10/25/13 - Orlando, FL - Will's Pub
10/27/13 - St Augustine, FL - Nobby's
10/28/13 - Macon, GA - Roasted Cafe
10/29/13 - Athens, GA - Little Kings - with Parrothead!!!
10/30/13 - Clemson, SC - Backstreets Pub and Grill - 100 Shorecrest Avenue
11/01/13 - Clarksville, TN - The Coop
11/03/13 - Little Rock, AR - Hollow House
11/04/13 - Russellville, AR - Thurberdome!
11/05/13 - Fayetteville, AR - Jrs Lightbulb Club - with Messy Sparkles
11/06/13 - Dallas, TX - Macaroni Island
11/07/13 - Austin, TX - 21st Co-op
11/08/13 - Beaumont, TX - Logon Cafe with Calliope Musicals!
11/09/13 - New Orleans, LA - Banks St. Bar and Grill with Calliope Musicals!
11/10/13 - Tallahassee, FL - The Office Lounge - with Danielle Steele
11/11/13 - Gainesville, FL - Flashbacks - with Ultra Skull!

UNREASONABLY LONG BUS RIDES TOUR
10/02/13 - Nashville, TN - The High Watt
10/05/13 - Rochester, NY - The Bro Pad
10/08/13 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio
10/09/13 - New Brunswick, NJ - Circuit City
10/11/13 - Oneonta, NY - Oneonta College
10/12/13 - Albany, NY - Ground Zero

FALL DATES - NEW ERA PIGEON WORLD: NEW SONGS, NEW LIGHTS, NEW AMAZEMENT
09/12/13 - Birmingham, AL - Transylvania - with Born Gold
09/14/13 - Nashville, TN - The High Watt - with Yip Deciever and Linear Downfall
09/18/13 - Nashville, TN - The Joy Mansion - with Born Gold
09/26/13 - Ames, IA - Maximum Ames Festival - with Jason Anderson and Little Ruckus

ISLAND PARTY!!!!!!!
08/22/13 - Nashville, TN - LORD OF THE HIGH FIVES - this is the best thing ever. I play 2 songs acoustic!

MANIAC SPIRITS 4: NORTHERN EXPOSURE
27-30th with Little Ruckus
06/27/13 - Clarksville, TN - The Coup
06/28/13 - Columbia, MO - Sparky's Homemade Icecream
06/30/13 - New Lenox, IL - WHER?!! with Younger Siblings
1st-14th with Japanther and the Unstoppable Death Machines!! Terror Pigeon sets will feature Little Ruckus!
07/01/13 - Chicago, IL - Schubas
07/02/13 - Bloomington, IN - Racheal's Cafe
07/03/13 - Detroit, MI - Old Miami
07/04/13 - Detroit, MI - Scrummage Karaoke! - at the new dodge lounge!
07/05/13 - Northport, MI - North by Northport Music Fest - Terror Pigeon + Little Ruckus play - japanther is the next night!
07/07/13 - Cleveland, OH - Now That’s Class
07/08/13 - Pittsburgh, PA - 222 Ormsby
07/09/13 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery
07/10/13 - Philadelphia, PA - Ortlieb's Lounge
07/11/13 - Brooklyn, NY - Rare Form - 1102 Broadway
07/12/13 - Washington, NJ - The Washington Theatre!
07/13/13 - Providence, RI - AS220
07/14/13 - Cambridge, MA - Elks Lodge - 55 Bishop Richard Allen Dr 02139
15th-END with Little Ruckus
07/15/13 - Biddeford, ME - The Oak and the Ax - with acid smoker
07/20/13 - Antigonish County, NS - EVOLVE Music Fest
07/27/13 - Halfiax, NS - The Bus Stop
08/06/13 - Troy, NY - 51 3rd
08/08/13 - Rochester, NY - Bug Jar
08/10/13 - Cleveland, OH - The 5 O'Clock Lounge
08/11/13 - Canton, OH - The Buzzbin
08/12/13 - Yellow Springs, OH - The Quonset? - 495 Yellow Springs-Fairfield Rd
08/14/13 - Lexington, KY - Al's Bar - with Coffin Ships

TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART II: HILLSTOCK - AS SPECIAL EVENTS
****HI! this is NOOOOOOT a terror pigeon tour! - this a tour for my dope ass rap group SPECIAL EVENTS.
06/13/13 - Knoxville, TN - PIZZA PARTY B-DAY BASH - with persona la ave, DJ my shit, team steam
06/14/13 - Greenville, SC! - The Awful Waffle - with Younger Siblings
06/15/13 - Boone, NC - Espresso News - with Younger Siblings
06/16/13 - Durham NC - Fellowship Hall - with the Emotron and Younger Siblings
06/17/13 - Charlottesville, VA - Utopia - with Younger Siblings
06/18/13 - New London, CT - The Oasis
06/19/13 - New Brunswick, NJ - House Name TBA - 27 Jones Ave - 08901
06/22/13 - Brooklyn, NY - HILLSTOCK - we play that dope ass afterparty with cutters!!

IN WHICH I RECREATE SCENES FROM THE MOVIE "THE THING" (ALASKA 2: GET FROSTY)
05/17/13 - Anchorage, AK - S Lounge
05/18/13 - Anchorage, AK - Shirts Up!
05/25/13 - Fairbanks, AK - The Marlin
05/26/13 - Trapper Creek, AK - Trapper Creek BG


TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART I:
all shows with Yer Heart!!
04/18/13 - Little Rock, AR - Professor Bowl!
04/19/13 - Russellville, AR - Thurberdome
04/20/13 - Fayetteville, AR - CHOOMFEST
04/22/13 - Oxford, MS - Lamar Lounge!
04/25/13 - Birmingham, AL - The Forge - SPECIAL SHOW AS SPECIAL EVENTS! TPDR + Yer Heart RAP DUO ! !
05/03/13 - Gainesville, FL - Mars Pub and Arcade - AS SPECIAL EVENTS! yer heart + terror p rap duo!! no tpdr songz
05/09/13 - St Augustine, FL - Nobby's - AS SPECIAL EVENTS!!! TPDR + Yer Heart!!!!!!! RAP DUO!!!!!!! no tpdr songz
05/10/13 - Macon, GA - Roasted Cafe - pppppaaaarrrrrtyyyyyy with reggae bands!! yer heart + terror pigeon again!

NE APRIL
04/11/13 - Purchase, NY - THE STOODFFF - with FOOT VILLAGE!!!
04/13/13 - New Brunswick, NJ - COREFEST 2013
04/14/13 - Brooklyn, NY - The Silent Barn - with Zula

MANIAC SPIRITS 3: JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
All non-sxsw shows with LITTLE FUCKING RUCKUS FUCK YES!!! yeah!!!!!!
02/22/13 - Birmingham, AL - The Forge - with Younger Siblings!! - little ruckus didn't get to play this cause he got trapped in snow :(
02/28/13 - Atlanta, GA - Starbar!! - with perfect high fives every time!!!
03/02/13 - Macon, GA - Roasted - with England 1819 and One Horse Parade
03/03/13 - Savannah, GA - The Dollhouse - with BABY BABY!
03/04/13 - St Augustine, FL - Nobby’s
03/05/13 - Orlando, FL - The Peacock Room - with Michael Parallax
03/07/13 - Sarasota, FL - Sarasota Lanes
03/08/13 - Tallahasse, FL - The Hidden Hand - with moonlasso!
03/09/13 - Pensacola, FL - Handlebar - with METH DAD and Hanzelle.
03/10/13 - Mobile, AL - The Alabama Music Box - with Dent May + Yip Deceiver!
03/11/13 - New Orleans - The Mudlark
03/12/13 - Beaumont, TX - The Texas Rose - with Too Heavy Boxes! this show was moved from Victoria House!!
03/15/13 - Austin, TX - SXSW - SXSWENDY'S - with Zorch / Cherub / Meth Dad / Dark Sister! Shreddin' at 11 PM!!
03/16/13 - Austin, TX - SXSW - The Whiskey Room - official showcase! shred at 1 AM
03/17/13 - Fort Worth, TX - The Boiled Tavern! - with Siberian Traps! Rusty Maples!
03/18/13 - Oklahoma City, OK - The HiLo Club
03/19/13 - Denver, CO - Rhinoceroplis! - OPPS! there was a mix up! only little ruckus on this show! no terror pigeon!!!
03/20/13 - Fort Collins, CO - GNU Experience Gallery
03/23/13 - Boise, ID - Treefort Music Fest - The Linen Building w. French Horn Rebelion SSSSNAKE!
03/25/13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Tucker's Barn - with JAWWZZ
03/26/13 - Lincoln, NE - Zoo Bar! - 9PM show with Blue Sky Angel Parade! (powerset!)
03/26/13 - Lincoln, NE - Pretty Palace - last set at this awesome house show (powerset!)
03/27/13 - Ames, IA - The Garagenous Zone - with Madeline Ava and Kyle Hall!!!!!!!
03/28/13 - New Lenox, IL - Paradise Smoothies
03/29/13 - Chicago, IL - BIG FOREVER - With Iji!!!& Bring Your Ray Gun! 1430 n washtenaw ave!
03/30/13 - Milwaukee, WI - Mad Planet
04/01/13 - Fargo, ND - Red Raven Espresso Parlor - EARLY SHOW!
04/01/13 - Fargo, ND - The Aquarium - LATE SHOW!
04/02/13 - Minneapolis, MN - The 8 5 3!
04/03/13 - Des Moines, IA - Vaudeville Mews - Early Show!!! with IS HOME IS
04/04/13 - Marshaltown, IA - The Oasis
04/05/13 - Fairfield, IA - The Beauty Bar
04/06/13 - St Louis! - Mushmaus! Purity Ring After Fling!! with Black James and Invisible Kola

WINTER SHOWS IN THE HEARTS OF AMERICAS!!
01/24/13 - New Lenox, IL - Paradise Smoothies!! WITH AVA FUCKING LUNA!!! - early show!! starts at 5!!
01/26/13 - Hanover, MA - Sarner Underground @ Dartmouth
02/09/13 - Ames, IA - The Space for Ames! - 5th anniversary of TSFA!! 2,236 bands in 15 hours!! we shred with little ruckus at the end!

BACK IN THE GAME TOUR FEAT. ALL MY FLORIDA HOMIES!
11/14/12 - Gainesville, FL - Kay's House - with ultra skull! - I'M NOT PLAYING THIS!! (cause I suck!!!!)
11/15/12 - Orlando, FL - Stardust Video Cafe - with michael fucking parallax!!!!
11/16/12 - Sarasota, FL - Sarasota Lanes -fuck yes! bowling alley vs. show!!! yeah!! with cats in the basement + RaeF
11/17/12 - Tallahasse, FL - Cranksgiving! - at the hidden hand! this is an awesome donate canned goods for families in need show!!
11/28/12 - Clemson, SC - The Friar's Tavern

BILL MURRAY ATE MY NEIGHBORS TOUR!
all shows with Stepdad and Rich Aucoin unless otherwise noted!!
09/18/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Pyramid Scheme - only stepdad!!! no rich
09/19/12 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Big Blind - only stepdad!!! no rich!
09/20/12 - Toronto, ON - Lee's Palace
09/21/12 - Ottawa, ON - Ritual Nightclub
09/22/12 - Monreal, ON - Le Divan Orange
09/24/12 - Boston, MA - The Middle East Upstairs
09/25/12 - New York, NY - Glasslands
09/26/12 - Washington, DC - DC9
09/27/12 - Cincinnati, OH - Midpoint Music Festival
09/28/12 - Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade - only stepdad!! no rich!
09/29/12 - Birmingham, AL - The Forge - no stepdad! no rich! but this party is dope!!!!!!!
09/30/12 - Houston, TX - Fitzgerald's Downstairs - only stepad!! no rich!!
10/01/12 - Dallas, TX - Club Dada - no rich!! I think he's in Hawaii riding dragons or something
10/02/12 - Austin, TX - Red 7
10/04/12 - Tucson, AZ - Solar Culture
10/05/12 - San Diego, CA - The Soda Bar
10/06/12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Satelite
10/07/12 - San Fransisco, CA - The Rickshaw Stop
10/09/12 - Fort Collins, CO - GNU: Experience Gallery - No stepdad or rich!!
10/10/12 - Denver, CO - Moe's - I think there's bowling here!!!
10/11/12 - Des Moines, IA - The Vaudeville Mews - No stepdad or rich! - Mumfords tour kick off party!!
10/12/12 - St Paul, MN - First Avenue - this was inaccurate. we actually played at something something social club III. sorry :(((
10/13/12 - Chicago, IL - Beat Kitchen
10/14/12 - Manhattan, IL - 250 E North St - NO rich stepdad EARLY SHOW 6 PM!!! w/ minor decline, they suck! toopin and cop destroyer!

INFINITE.
08/11/12 - Brooklyn, NY - Delinquency! - with chappo! alaskas!
08/24/12 - New York, NY - Baby Castles Summit Opening!! - opening for sun airway with little fucking ruckus!!!!!!!!!!
09/08/12 - Rochester, NY - Killian's SEX DISCO!
09/15/12 - Milwaukee, WI - Mad Planet - Do414 party!!!
09/17/12 - Cincinnati, OH - useful / useless / claire danes house - 4341 kirby ave. really sorry we couldn't make this one!!! got super stuck!!

ALASKA.
08/03/12 - Fairbanks, AK - The Pub!
08/04/12 - Fairbanks, AK - The Marlin!
08/07/12 - Fairbanks, AK - The Tanana Valley Fair - we're playing the Ferguson Stage at 8:30!
08/08/12 - Fairbanks, AK - House Show! - we've got OUTSTANDING decorations for this one!!

MANIAC SPIRITS II: NO END IN SIGHT!
MOST SHOWS WITH LITTLE FUCKING RUCKUS!!!!!!! SOME SHOWS WITH METH DAD!!
06/29/12 - Murfreesboro, TN - HASAU - with METH DAD Little Ruckus the thank you mams!!! special Jesse Keogh going away show p. 1!
07/02/12 - Rusellville, AR - Thurberdome! - with Little Ruckus Pecan Sandy and JJ's Beard!
07/03/12 - Little Rock, AR - Dedicated, Arts and Visual Space! - 320 W. 7th! CASEY JONES' FUCKING B-DAY!!! with little Ruckus
07/04/12 - Ames, IA - 4th of Julawesome! - if you're interested in coming to this email me! with le petite ruckus!
07/06/12 - Des Moines, IA - 80/35 Afterparty! - at the vaudville mews!! with little ruckus!
07/10/12 - Hildesheim, Germany - Trillke Gut - with little ruckus and METH DAD!!
07/12/12 - Nuremberg, Germany - Club Stereo - little ruckus and METH DAD guest during TPDR's set!!
07/14/12 - Pegnitz, Germany - Waldstock!! - little ruckus and METH DAD guest during TPDR's set!!
07/15/12 - Kuntra Hora, Czech Republic - Creepy Teepee Festival! - with Excepter! METH DAD and little ruckus!!
07/22/12 - Antigonish, NS - Evolve Music Festival! - :( BUT dan deacon and rich aucoin!
07/25/12 - Brunswick, ME - People Plus! - CANCELED! sorry!!!!!!!!!

I'M BUILDING A CAT ARCADE IN PARIS... DUH.
06/18/12 - Rotterdam, Netherlands - WORM this is an awesome show AND a DIY arcade lecture / build!!!!
06/23/12 - Brooklyn, NY - Hillstock! I fucking love this festival. We shred the saturday night afterparty!!!

SUMMER FUN!
05/07/12 - Gainesville, FL - Mars Pub and Laser Tag! - with blastoids!!!! and ULTRASKULL!!!
05/12/12 - Birmingham, AL - Secret Stages! - with BABY BABY and YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!

BACKPOCKETS / TERROR PIGEON COURTSHIP TOUR!!
all shows with the fucking BACK FUCKING POCKETS!!!!!!!!!
04/28/12 - Carolton, GA - Alley Cat
04/29/12 - Tallahassee, FL - The Shark Tank
04/30/12 - St Petersburg, FL - Fubar!
05/01/12 - Sarasota, FL - The Blue Owl
05/03/12 - Lake Worth, FL - Respectable St - something called Flaunt Night! sounds about right!!!!
05/05/12 - Orlando, FL - TOTAL BUMMER 3D - best party this year. GET HERE! back pockets play the day before!

DID I MENTION I WAS PLAYING A BIZ MARKIE AFTERPARTY?!!
04/21/12 - St Paul, MN - 10K at Macalester!! - BIZ MARKIE AFTERPARTY!!! WITH LITTLE RUCKUS! that's the best!!!!
04/22/12 - Ames, IA - The Space For Ames! - with Little Ruckus!!! Gun Powder Fatty!
04/26/12 - Knoxville, TN - The Pilot Light! - with DOLPHYN RYDYR!!
04/27/12 - Clemson, SC - Beards For Breasts Pre-Party!!!

3 to 4 DUDES IN THIS STATIONWAGON GONNA SAVE THE WORLD!!
all shows with netherfriends!
03/18/12 - Dallas, TX - Brofest - I AM HOSTING THIS SHOW. NOT PLAYING IT! netherfriends play!
03/19/12 - Albuquerque, NM - The Plant - with great white buffalo - 1407 4th st. SW
03/20/12 - Tuscon, AZ - Dry River - w/ back pockets
03/21/12 - Tempe, AZ - South By Stateside - w/ Adam Arcuragi, The Lupine Chorale Society
03/23/12 - Santa Barbara, CA - Biko Garage! - with the mothras!
03/24/12 - Oakland, CA - The Den - 16th & Willow with Religious Girls, Starskate, and Bloodbeach!
03/25/12 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Jury Room - with Religious Girls and Earth Dance!!!!
03/26/12 - Rio Dell, CA - Buffalo Bill’s Backyard - EARLY 7 PM! - 754 Rigby Ave. Rio Dell w/ vaginia ludwigia, creepy marbles, ray g + the dog!
03/27/12 - Eugene, OR - The Wandering Goat
03/28/12 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
03/29/12 - Olympia, WA - Olympia Ballroom - opening for RUBBLEBUCKET!
04/02/12 - Seattle, WA - Funny Button - address: 4543 8th Ave NE 
04/04/12 - Missoula, MT - Zoo City Apparel
04/06/12 - Casper, WY - Wonderbar! - Downstairs!!!
04/07/12 - Fort Collins, CO - GNU Gallery
04/10/12 - Denver, CO - Hi Dive
04/11/12 - Manhattan, KS - The Dead Bird House! - 418 N. 5th St.
04/12/12 - Lawrence, KS - Wonderfair - Pizza Power round 2!!!!!
04/13/12 - Columbia, MO - The Diva Haus! - at 5th and Park!
04/14/12 - Murfreesboro, TN - Tour de Fun!

KILL.
all non-SXSW shows with Cats in the Basement!
02/24/12 - St Petersburg, FL - The Local 662 - HOME OF ABBEY FUCKING GO!
02/25/12 - Sarasota, FL - The Blue Owl
02/29/12 - St. Augustine, FL - Nobby's
03/01/12 - Atlanta, GA - The Highline Inn Ballroom - BACK POCKETS ALBUM RELEASE SHOW!!!
03/02/12 - Clemson, SC - The Friar's Tavern
03/03/12 - Charlotte, NC - Neu Faison Haus - with HUMAN PIPPI ARMSTRONG! - 433 Faison Ave!
03/05/12 - Califon, NJ - House of House - let's do it again!!!! address: 421 North Rd!
03/06/12 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio - with evil antonino and spanish prisoners
03/08/12 - Purchase, NY - THE STOOD
03/09/12 - New Brunswick, NJ - Funk Mart - 46 Guilden St!!
03/10/12 - Knoxville, TN - The Knoxville Bike Collective! - with Cool Runnings and Dolphynrydyr
03/11/12 - Little Rock, AR - Dedicated, Arts and Visual Space! - 320 W. 7th, with yearbook committee and cousins!
03/12/12 - Russelville, AR - Thurberdome - address = 316 west B st!
03/13/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - Lisa and Eric's Jam! - BBQ at 6!!! Show at 7!! addy 604 Baylor Street!
03/14/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - Escapes XVI - at club 1808! addy: 1808 E 12th st!
03/16/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - STOUH BY SMES SHOUT 2! - at the 21st Co-op!! - 707 W 21st!! with Man Deacon, Andrew CK, Lrimes, Pictureplain!
03/16/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - The Whiskey Room - official showcase! w/ Bright Moments! fuck yeah! 1 AM! 503 E 6th St!
03/17/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - Wadzilla's Boston to Austin Party! - at the treehouse pub - 501 E. 6th!
03/17/12 - Austin, TX - SXSW - @sxswendys - behind the wendys on the interstate!

ENDLESS TOUR OF MANIAC SPIRTS!
all shows with little ruckus! fuck! do you know how many splits he does per song?! like 10,000!!!!
01/27/12 - Chicago, IL - The Den Theatre - WITH STEPDAD!!!!!! & Bring Your Ray Gun! 1333 N. Milwaukee Ave!
01/28/12 - Fairfield, IA - The Beauty Shop - with lane weaver and stand up comedy?! dude named coolzey.
01/29/12 - Iowa City, IA - Public Space One
01/30/12 - Des Moines, IA - The Vaudeville Mews - with lezbian poetry and gun powder fatty?
01/31/12 - Minneapolis, MN - this show doesn't exist! sorry! we're making a music video instead!!
02/01/12 - Fargo, ND - Red Raven Espresso Parlor - EARLY SHOW!
02/01/12 - Fargo, ND - The Aquarium - LATE SHOW!
02/02/12 - St. Paul, MN - The 108! - 108 Arion St. West!
02/03/12 - Ames, IA - The M Shop
02/05/12 - Lincoln, NE - Travis and Matt's House! - Address: 1315 G Street
02/06/12 - Manhattan, KS - Sisters of Sound - EARLY SHOW! 5-8 PM!!!
02/07/12 - Lawrence, KS - WONDERFAIR - EARLY SHOW! 6 PM pizza (!!!!!!!! bring toppings! seriously!) 7 PM show!
02/08/12 - Tulsa, OK - The Crystal Pistol
02/09/12 - Oklahoma City, OK - XIIIX: formerly Kamp's with Balthazar!
02/10/12 - Russelville, AR - Therber Space - address = 316 west B st!
02/11/12 - Hot Springs, AR - Maxines - MORE FREE PIZZA!!
02/12/12 - Little Rock, AR - The Royale Club - 3219 W Capitol St!
02/13/12 - Murfreesboro, TN - Bluesboro!
02/14/12 - Birmingham, AL - God's Butt - Valentine's day sex romp!! - 1715 11th Place South
02/17/12 - Tallahassee, FL - Olde Fields - with AIRCRAFT!
02/18/12 - Orlando, FL - Stardust Video Cafe - with Tiny Waves

NEW YEARS!
12/31/11 - Clarksville, TN - New Years Circus Spooktacular! with meth dad!!

CHRISTMAS JAMZ
Most shows are Harry and the Potters Yule Balls! If you've never been to one you are missing out!! Most shows are early!
12/08/11 - Knoxville, TN - Longbranch Saloon - first show in knoxville ever!!!
12/09/11 - Washington, DC - St. Stephens Church - HP Yule Ball!! Early show!!! 5 PM!!!
12/10/11 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church - HP Yule Ball!! Early show!!! 2 PM!!
12/16/11 - New York, NY - The Stone - 8 PM on the dot! 1000% cool acoustic dessert show! every song you get a new dessert!
12/17/11 - Brooklyn, NY - The Bell House! - HP Yule Ball!! Early show!!! 5 PM!!!
12/18/11 - Boston, MA - The Middle East Downstairs! - HP Yule Ball!! Early show!!! 5 PM!!

EVERYBODY GET STUPENDOUS!

11/22/11 - Sarasota, FL - The Blue Owl - with cats in the basement and the wallies!!!
12/01/11 - Peterborough, ON - Art Space - 378 Aylmer St! with Richard mother fucking Aucoin!!!
12/02/11 - Geneseo, NY - The Knight Spot! - super pumped to be making it back here!! Early show! 6 PM!

ROCKTOURBER!!!!!!
09/26/11 - Tallahasse, FL - The Farside - with Michael Parliax, carrousel, moonlasso
09/29/11 - Rochester, NY - House Show! - address: 163 kingsboro road!!
09/30/11 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club - opening for Rubblebucket!
10/01/11 - Syracuse, NY - The Westcott Theater - opening for Rubblebucket!
10/02/11 - Califon, NJ - House of House - new town! cool! address: 421 North Rd!
10/03/11 - Brooklyn, NY - Shea Stadium! - with the toothaches, small wonder and
10/04/11 - New Brunswick, NJ - Funk Mart - with Sven and the Fury! 46 Guilden St!!
10/05/11 - Philadelphia, PA - The Blockley - opening for Rubblebucket!
10/06/11 - Baltimore, MD - Soundstage - opening for Rubblebucket!
10/07/11 - Blacksburg, VA - Awful Arthurs - opening for Rubblebucket!
10/08/11 - Troy, NY - Ground Zero - 3 year anniversary!!!!
10/09/11 - Waltham, MA - Chum's Coffee House at Brandeis University - we played here a long time ago and I met a man named Yassey.
10/10/11 - Boston, MA - Secret Show!! - email neil.fridd@gmail for the address! this is an early show!! starts at 8:30! over by 11!
10/12/11 - Worcester, MA - Distant Castle - 11 Forbes Street! WITH JASON ANDERSON AND JOE DEGEORGE!
10/13/11 - Durham, NH - University of New Hampshire! - with Felix and the Volcano and Octo Octa!
10/14/11 - Halifax, NS - Dalhousie University! - Green week! like this background! kill it!!!!
10/19/11 - Halifax, NS - St. Mathews Church - Early show! 7 PM?! 1 song solo set opening for Rich Aucoin's album release!!
10/19/11 - Halifax, NS - Gus' Pub - Later show! Part of the Halifax Pop Explosion! with Born Gold and Windom Earl!
10/21/11 - New York, NY - Pianos (upstairs!) - FREE if you come early?! with Pat Jordache! Million Young, Janka Nabay!!
10/22/11 - New London, CT - The Oasis - after party for a jam where you vote and shit!!!!
10/23/11 - New Brunswick, NJ - Funk Mart - Round 2!!! - 46 Guilden St!!!
10/25/11 - Athens, OH - House Show! - 35 Brown Ave!! with spooktober!! so fucking pumped!!
10/26/11 - Yellow Springs, OH - Cool House! - 495 yellow springs-fairfield road, yellow springs, oh, 45387
10/27/11 - Layfette, IN - Jurassic Park! - EARLY SHOW - address: 512 N Grant St!
10/28/11 - Chicago, IL - Hungry Man Gallery!
10/30/11 - Milwaukee, WI - Linnemans - with Kane Place Record Club!!!
10/31/11 - Murfreesboro, TN - TRASH FUCKING MOUNTAIN! - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SPECIAL EVENTS SET! with iji! megabog!!!
11/03/11 - Tallahasse, FL - OAF House - OUR CAR EXPLODED SO THIS IS BEING MOVED TO SATURDAY!! somewhere else!!
11/04/11 - Sarasota, FL - The Blue Owl! - WE AREN'T PLAYING!!! stuck in alabama!! with The Equines and Cats in the Basement
11/05/11 - Tallahasse, FL - Arkansas House! - 811 Arkansas
11/07/11 - Atlanta, GA - Couch Couch with Back Pockets, Killing Floor and...
11/08/11 - Clemson, SC - Friar's Tavern
11/10/11 - Greensboro, NC - The Karate Dungeon - 119 Bruce st! with the 3 brained robot and 12 other awesome bands!
11/11/11 - Raleigh, NC - Slim's Downtown! - DiggUp Tapes Monthly!
11/12/11 - Philadelphia, PA - Emoda Gallery! - All day show! starts at 3! 302 Moore St
11/13/11 - Staunton, VA - Gypsy House! - 719 Churchvile Ave!
11/18/11 - Birmingham, AL - The Firehouse! - fuck! I had to cancel this show! double car trouble! so sorry.

ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY HONDA CIVIC!
09/22/11 - Ames, IA - Maximum Ames Fest!

SHOWS I'M PLAYING SURROUNDING A WEDDING I'M PLAYING. FUCK YES! I AM PLAYING A WEDDING!
08/31/11 - Chicago, IL - The Empty Bottle! - with Netherfriends, Ornery Little Darlings and The Juliets!
09/01/11 - Chicago, IL - Ball Hall! - with Zorch, Moonrises and Unmanned Ship!
09/02/11 - West Lafayette, IN - Jurassic Park! - EARLY SHOW - address: 512 N Grant St!
09/03/11 - Austin, TX - Cherrywood Coffee House! - EARLY SHOW! this is an art opening that starts at 6!
09/03/11 - Austin, TX - Granada House! - 1184 Greenwood ave! with Dad Fight and Boyfrendz and FM Campers!
09/07/11 - Brooklyn, NY - 285 Kent! - 285 Kent in brooklyn! this is a babycastles / copenhagen games collective arcade opening!!
09/08/11 - Purchase, NY - the motherfuckin' STOOD with netherfriends!!

POOL PARTY 2011!
most shows in pools! that's right! the party is in the pool! underwater gear dog! bring swim trunks! tanlines! sex appeal!!
08/15/11 - Murfreesboro, TN - Trash Mountain - not a pool show!! w/ religious girls, METH DAD & the Prophet Nathan
08/22/11 - Tallahasse, FL - Villa San Michelle! - addy: 1690 Baldwin Park Dr! 5PM!! with Moon Lasso, Netherfriends, Rich Aucoin and METH DAD!
08/23/11 - Gainesville, FL - RULE POOL! addy: 920 NW 6th ave! 6PM!! with METH DAD, Rich Aucoin and Netherfriends!
08/24/11 - Sarasota, FL - The Closet! - 1670 10th way!! 6PM! Rich Aucoin, METH DAD, Blastoids, The Equines, Cats in the Basement & PN
08/27/11 - Tallahasse, FL - Endless Bummer! - 1890 Mills St!! Not a pool show! just an awesome fest! with blastoids!!!!
08/28/11 - Athens, GA - Plush Palace - with Netherfriends, Hyena, Blastoids and METH DAD. whoa.

SEXY INTERNATIONAL VACTION FEAT. PLEASURE SOUNDS:
07/15/11 - Toronto, ON - The Garage -  73 Cecil St!! with Tonkapuma, Trans Defonce, and Conissuers of Porn.
07/16/11 - Peterborough, ON - We Live Here Too! - let's do it again!!!!
07/22/11 - Halifax, NS - The Seahorse! - with RICHARD FUCKING AUCOIN!
07/23/11 - Antigonish, NS - Evolve Festival! - fuck yeah!
07/30/11 - Kutná Hora, Czech Republic - CREEPY TEEPEE FEST! - unreal pumped to play this shit!!! gonna shred!!
08/05/11 - New London, CT - The Oasis - yes.
08/06/11 - Brooklyn, NY - 106 Emerson Place! - new location! still all the best bands! let's do it!!!
08/08/11 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio - with Nuclear Power Pants, Blastoids and Religious Girls

ON JOE MATOSKE'S SECRET SERVICE:

06/17/11 - Richmond, VA - Sprout!
06/18/11 - Brooklyn, NY - Northside Fest! - Luaka Bop Showcase!!! with Delicate Steve, Javelin and Bright Moments! unlimited hip shaking!!!
06/20/11 - Yellow Spring, OH - bar mitzka! - address is 231 1/2 xenia ave, apt 1
06/21/11 - Ann Arbor, MI - Gumby House - 427 Hamilton Place
06/23/11 - Milwaukee, WI - Linnemans - with kane place record club!
06/25/11 - Fairfield, IA - The Beauty Shop - with Lane Weaver and Little Ruckus!! address: 60 W. Burlington!
06/26/11 - Lincoln, NE - Powerhouse! - Address: 1122 D St with TIME HAMMER!!!!
07/08/11 - Murfreesboro, TN - Trash Mountain - with Mucca Pazza, SSSsSNAKE! and Fine Fadunkle

WILLSTOCK:
06/04/11 - Brooklyn, NY - Hillstock 2011! - Come the day before and after!! with every fucking awesome band ever!!!

SAVED BY SEX WEREWOLVES!!! THE RICH AUCOIN, TERROR PIGEON DANCE REVOLT POWER HOUR!!
all shows (besides sxsw shows! and where noted) with rich aucoin!! GOBBLE GOBBLE!! joins us for the last 2 weeks!

03/12/11 - Denton, TX - The Hyrdant - Conferette 35! with Adventure!!
03/13/11 - Denton, TX - J&J's Pizza on the Square - EARLY SHOW 12 - 4! don't fuck up!! with blastoids and brianstorm!
03/14/11 - Houston, TX - Super Happy Funland! - with blastoids, aficionado, lost coves, the fireship and U2.
03/16/11 - Austin, TX - Club 1808 - all day party endless bands! WE PLAY AT 4!! prince rama, quiet hooves, dominque young unique!
03/18/11 - Austin, TX - Redeye SXSW day party! - with the death set and jukebox the ghost WE PLAY AT 2!!
03/20/11 - Shreveport, LA - The Minicine - WE DIDN'T PLAY! SHIT! 846 Texas Avenue w/ Pat Jordache, Doldrums / Grimes!
03/21/11 - Pensacola, FL - cool town USA!? - WE DIDN'T PLAY! SHIT! located at 720 North V Street, with Kodak to Graph and Doldrums / Grimes
03/22/11 - Orlando, FL - Back Booth! - with Telethon the Musical! who fucking rule!!!
03/24/11 - Sarasota, FL - The Closet! - address: 430 Central Avenue! with the equines! dicks out!!!
03/25/11 - Tallahasse, FL - Total Bummer Fest! - fuck yes!!!! so pysched on this!!
03/26/11 - Athens, GA - Plush Palace! - with the fuzzlers and el hollin!!!
03/27/11 - Murfreesboro, TN - Trash Mountain - natalie fucking newberrys fucking birthday! french kiss everyone. with blastoids
03/28/11 - Charlotte, NC - Neu Faison Haus - with HUMAN PIPPI ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!
03/29/11 - Greensboro, NC - CFBG's - with the 3 brained robot. too many parachutes at this show! rock!
03/30/11 - Charlottesville, VA - Magnolia! - MOVED!!! we play early!! at 9 PM!!!
04/01/11 - Princeton, NJ - Terrace F Club April fools! this show is happening on the moon!
04/03/11 - New York, NY - The Silent Barn - with David Liebe Hart and Small Wonder
04/04/11 - Stony Brook, NY - RockYoFaceCase! - at stonybrook U!
04/05/11 - Purchase, NY - the motherfuckin' STOOD - with bomb the music industry!! update: they canceled or were canceled?
04/06/11 - Rochester, NY - BASEMAZEMENT!!! - 164 colony manor! 9 PM!
04/07/11 - Boston, MA - Wadzilla Mansion! - REOPENED FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!?!!!!
04/08/11 - Palmer, MA - Diamond Junction Bowling Lanes! - FINALLY!! I'm playing a bowling alley!
04/09/11 - Storrs, CT - University of CT - Their spring fling deally with janpanther and unstoppable death machines! unreal!!!!!
04/10/11 - New London, CT - The Oasis - the second best place on earth.
04/12/11 - Albany, NY - Jack's Place
all shows until Easter rich and terror are joined by GOBBLE GOBBLE!!
04/13/07 - Ottawa, ON - Cafe Dekcuf! - most french sounding place we've played!!!
04/14/11 - Montreal, QC - Il Motore
04/15/07 - Petersborough, ON - The Spill
04/16/07 - Toronto, ON - Kapisanan Philippine Centre for Arts & Culture
04/17/07 - Guelph, ON - Van Goghs Ear- in case you didn't know we're only playing awesomely named shit this leg of the tour!
04/18/07 - London, ON - Castle Drum - House rockin'!! address: 844 Princess Ave
04/19/07 - Windsor, ON - The Phog!
04/20/11 - Grand Rapids, MI - Veto House - Address: 1145 Veto st NW! this show got moved to division? and I didn't know!! sorry!
04/21/11 - Ann Arbor, MI - Gumby House - 427 Hamilton Place
04/22/11 - Gambier, OH - Horn Gallery @ Kenyon College - let's impale shit!!
04/23/11 - Bloomington, IN - Culture Shock at the University of Indiana! DAY TIME FEST - we play early! NO rich OR gobble!
04/23/11 - Bowling Green, KY - Glass House! - CANCELED but I don't know why! - night time show with gobblers and rich!!
04/24/11 - Murfreesboro, TN - TRASH FUCKING MOUNTAIN! with blastoids, unstoppable death machines and earth science!!!
Gobble Gobble heads to chicago! all shows from here on are Rich and Terror!!
04/26/11 - Huntsville, AL - Flying Monkey Arts Center with CuteAsHell!
04/28/11 - Tallahassee, FL - AF Haus - 1890 Mills St!! with Jane Jane Pollock and Moonlasso!
All shows from here with rich AND unstoppable death machines!!
04/29/11 - Gainesville, FL - The Imaginarium! - 1123 SE 4th St!! THIS SHOW DID NOT HAPPEN! couldn't find it! SORRY!
05/01/11 - Sarasota, FL - The Blue Owl - with the equines, carnivores and amazon woman!!
05/02/11 - Lake Worth, FL - Propaganda
05/03/11 - Miami, FL - Sweat Records! - sweat!!! with trilobites and UDMs!
05/06/11 - Jacksonville, FL - Borro Bar!! - at the corner of adams and ocean streets!
05/07/11 - Athens, GA - 40 Watt! - 1st show!! with baby baby, machines are people too and space ghost!!! no death machines!!!
05/07/11 - Athens, GA - Plush Palace - whoa! 2nd awesome show with the fuzzlers!! unreal shit!!

NEW MINIVAN! THE TOUR!!!
03/04/11 - Geneseo, NY - House Party! - Address= 28 Livingston St. Apt. 2!
03/07/11 - Columbus, OH - Monster House - Address = 115 10th Ave!!! way pumped for these jams
03/08/11 - Indianapolis, IN - Big Car Gallery - with skything!!!
03/11/11 - Little Rock, AR - AR Community Arts Co-Op!! with blastoids opening for Turbo Fruits and Pujol!!

NEW YEARS!!!
12/31/10 - Murfreesboro, TN - TRASH FUCKING MOUNTAIN! - BLASTOIDS REUNION SHOW!!! /total overhaul of the very idea of a new years party.

NAME 10 THINGS COOLER THAN CHRISTMAS (HA! HA! SURELY YOU CANNOT!!!) TOUR!
12/12/10 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church - Harry and the Potters Philly Yule Ball 2010!! with rich aucoin and many others!! This show is going to be so goood!
12/18/10 - Queens, NY - The Silent Barn - TERROR PIGEON CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR!
12/19/10 - New London, CT - The Oasis - TERROR PIGEON CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR 2: CRUISE CONTROL!

2 SHOWS IN NEW YORK!
11/04/10 - New York, NY - Davey Rubes Haunted Atrium it's called The David Rubestein Atrium, & it's at the lincoln center! RadFREE show with the fish police!!
11/06/10 - New York, NY - Baby Castles / Show Paper Art Gallery! THIS SHOW RULES AND INVOLVES ME GIVING YOU A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!!! Lecture on DIY LED / Sound effects costumes at 6 PM Show with Rich Aucoin at 9 PM!!! address: 217 E 42 st!!

THE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH SHE'S ALL THAT AGAIN TOUR!
10/28/10 - Gent, Belgium - Vooruit
10/29/10 - Paris, France - Club Folamour at Point Ephemere
10/30/10 - Dijon, France - Novosonic Festival - with Xiu Xiu, Liars, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti and a tribute to Syd Barret. This festival is dope!
11/02/10 - London, England - White Heat at Madame JoJo's!

SHOW IN NEW PALTZ!
10/15/10 - New Paltz, NY - New Paltz, NY - Kitty City - 19 South Oakwood!!! with Space Ghost Cowboys & Zona Mexicana!!

NOVA SCOTIA TIME!!
09/04/10 - Halifax, Nova Scotia - The Seahorse! - album release party for Rich Aucoin! with Windom Earle

GET FLORIDA TOUR:
ALL SHOWS WITH The Equines! ALL SHOWS WILL BE AWESOME!!!!
08/26/10 - Sarasota, FL - Pasttimes Pub - With Fancy Rat and Andy Machett and the Minks
08/27/10 - Tampa, FL - The Crowbar! - Aestheticized!!!!!! with Pop Glow and Andy Machett and the Minks
08/28/10 - Orlando, FL - Will's Pub - with guests!!
08/29/10 - Athens, GA - The Hangar! - "it is on barber street, right by cleveland avenue & the train tracks" check out that link!! With the awesomelies!
08/30/10 - Charlotte, NC - Neu Faison Haus - with HUMAN PIPPI ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!! and bob fields!
08/31/10 - Bronx, NY - Paul Shaffers House! - with the genuine imitations and KYLE GILBRIDEEE!!!!! && PAT KING!!
then on september 1st! you have to go party with the eskalators, the equines and data dog in brooklyn!! check here for up to date info!!

THE LISA TANK SUMMER JAM TANK TOP TOUR 2010!!
07/18/10 - Watertown, NY - Velocity! - some cool festival thing!! STILL A LAZER TAG PLACE!! AWESOME!!!
07/24/10 - Murfreesboro, TN - Trash Mountain! - tour kickoff house party!!!! tyler's house rules!! we're gonna shred yerrr face off!
07/26/10 - Lawerence, KS - Replay Lounge - with rooftop vigilantes and Horse Marriage!
07/31/10 - Seattle, NY - Tour De Fat! - this fest rules!!
08/04/10 - San Fransisco, CA - Cafe du Nord - with Rumspringa and billy and dolly and DJ BAGEL TED! <-solid dj name.
08/05/10 - Santa Barbara, CA - Biko Garage - so much fun last time!!! let's do it again!!
08/07/10 - Brooklyn, NY - Shea Stadium - OK PROM - VIA THE INTERNET!! awesome throwback 50-70's prom. We're skyping a doo whop set from California!! Come party with our image!!!
08/10/10 - San Diego, CA - The Casbah - with Rafter
08/11/10 - Davis, CA - Bike Forth! - with IJI and MEGABOG!!!! RULE!!!!
08/13/10 - Portland, OR - Berbati's Pan! - you can eat food here. Also we're playing a show. cool fonts abound!
08/14/10 - Portland, OR - Tour De Fat! - still rules!!
08/15/10 - San Francisco, CA - MILK! - this venue's called milk!!
08/19/10 - Austin, TX - Emos! - so pumped for this!
08/20/10 - Dallas, TX - The Nightmare! - with KIWI SISTERS! Also this venue is call the nightmare!! millk nightmare!!
08/21/10 - Little Rock, AR - Deep Hollow House - pretty kinda sure that this is the address: 2322 3rd st, Little Rock AR 72205

ESKAFACETERRORTOUR!:
all shows with the The Eskalators!!!
07/01/10 - Brooklyn, NY - The Silent Barn! - babycastles (arcade game!) opening! With 9/11 Thesaurus, Sex God Cowboys and Swear and Shake!!
07/02/10 - Philadelphia, PA - Danger Danger Gallery! - with the shakes! bandname! Eskimeaux!!
07/03/10 - Baltimore, MD - Golden West Cafe - WE ARE cool enough for baltimore pool party!
07/04/10 - Richmond, VA - House Party! 710 Chimborazo Blvd, Richmond! with fireworks!!!
07/05/10 - Greensboro, NC - Seven Day Weekend! - w/ Three Brained Robot!! (radical performance art with lots of mouth!)
07/06/10 - Athens, OH - House Party! - Address = 84 North Lancaster Street, Athens, Ohio!! This is gonna rule!!
07/07/10 - Toledo, OH - Mickey Finn's Pub - yo this myspace rules!!
07/08/10 - Chicago, IL - The Empty Bottle - I have a rad animal collective bootleg from here!
07/10/10 - Minneapolis, MI - Loring Park! - Tour De Fat!! Awesome bike / beer fest! go on a bike ride! Rock out with us!

SUMMERJAM (a prelude):
06/05/10 - Philadelphia, PA - The Ox! - Early show!! 7 PM!!! - Opening for Harry and the Potters!!! (location: 2nd and oxford!)
06/06/10 - Brooklyn, NY - The Knitting Factory - Early show!! 3 PM!! - Opening for Harry and the Potters!!
06/11/10 - Brooklyn, NY - Hillstock! - With the Eskalators! Ava Luna! The Shakes, Ghost Mall and many others!!!

TERRORSHAKES 10!
- All shows with the Shakes and Jesse Cooper Levy (Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year!)!!! ++others!
02/26/10 - New Paltz, NY - Kitty City - 19 South Oakwood! TOUR KICKOFF!
02/27/10 - Princeton, NJ - Terrace F Club
02/28/10 - Philadelphia, PA - The Ox - with bandname
03/01/10 - Baltimore, MD - Golden West Cafe
03/02/10 - Washington, DC - DC9
03/03/10 - Durham, NC - The Pinhook! - with Mad Happy!
03/04/10 - Charlotte, NC - The Milestone Club
03/05/10 - Mt. Pleasant, SC - Village Tavern
03/06/10 - Tampa, FL - Crowbar
03/07/10 - Orlando, FL - Backbooth
03/08/10 - Tallahassee, FL - The Engine Room
03/09/10 - Birmingham, AL - Magic City Wholesale
03/10/10 - Atlanta, GA - The 529 - with Awesome Color! Tyvek!
03/11/10 - Murfreesboro, TN - myhaus\\yrhaus - WITH FUCKING BLASTOIDS!
03/12/10 - Little Rock, AR - The Starlite House
03/13/10 - New Orleans, LA - Green House - Kick Ass House Show!!! - 1330 music street between urquhart and n. villere!!
03/14/10 - Denton, TX - The Boiler Room - Sickass party with math the band, fishboy and tons of sick shit!!
03/15/10 - Shreveport, LA - Dalzell House - THE IDES OF MARCH!!!
03/17/10 - Austin, TX - Peckerheads! - SXSW - we play at 1PM!!
03/17/10 - Austin, TX - Emo's - IODA SXSW party! - We play at 2:45 PM! Right after Metalica!
03/17/10 - Austin, TX - Club 1808 - ESCAPES IV!! we play at 5:30!!! - It's free!!
03/18/10 - Austin, TX - I think the venue is called Vice? - 1PM - Lose Control SXSW party (this is early)
03/18/10 - Austin, TX - Karma Lounge - SXSW official showmace - we play at 7:30!! but stick around for MATH THE BAND!!
03/24/10 - Albuquerque, NM - The Moonlight Lounge
03/25/10 - Tuscon, AZ - Hotel Congress
03/27/10 - Phoenix, AZ - The Trunk Space - with treasure mammal and destroyah!
03/30/10 - San Diego, CA - The Loft
03/31/10 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo!
04/01/10 - Santa Barbara, CA - Biko Garage
04/02/10 - San Francisco, CA - Amnesia
04/04/10 - Portland, OR - Holocene
04/05/10 - Seattle, WA - Vera Project
04/06/10 - Boise, ID - Visual Arts Collective
04/07/10 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kilby Court - NO SHAKES OR JCL! SHITSHITTTT!
04/08/10 - Denver, CO - Rhinoceropolis - with The Show is the Rainbow!
04/09/10 - Lincoln, NE - Bourbon Theatre - with TSIR!
04/10/09 - Madison, WI - University of Wisconsin-Madison - with TSIR!
04/11/10 - Chicago, IL - Schubas - with TSIR!!!! and skything
04/12/10 - St. Louis, MO - The Firebird - with TSIR!!!
04/13/10 - Columbus, OH - Cafe Bourbon Street
04/14/10 - Pittsburgh, PA - Brillobox
04/21/10 - Geneseo, NY - The Knight Spot - so cool generssseeooooooo!!!!
04/22/10 - Buffalo, NY - Soundlab
04/23/10 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dees
04/24/10 - Montreal, QC - Friendship Cove
04/25/10 - Watertown, NY - Velocity - which is a fucking lazer tag place!!!?!?
04/27/10 - Syracuse, NY - Spark Contempory Art Space
04/29/10 - Allston, MA - Gay Gardens!! - 10 greylock rd, allston, MA
04/30/10 - Providence, RI - NO SHOW!! SORRY! REALLY SORRY!
05/01/10 - New London, CT - The Oasis
05/04/10 - Brooklyn, NY - The Silent Barn -The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt! Shakes Album Releases Homecoming Show and Ice Cream Social!!!!

Totally Awesome Vaction Tour!!
such a fucking awesome five days!!! All shows with blastoids rocking out on blastoids rad bus and 15 awesome new friends!!
12/31/09 - New York, NY - Shea Stadium - NEW YEARS. - Fuck everything dance party with metal bands and breakfast. LITURGY, FIASCO (didn't play), DEAD VIRGINS (actually the so so glows), GHOST MALL - click that link for full line up / ice sculpture carving / sick dj set details...
01/02/10 - New London, CT - Oasis - such a killer town and group of people and home made tomato soup!
01/03/10 - Philadelphia, PA - International Waters - 532 South 48th Street (48th and Hazel) - with Nervous Sex, & Drums Like Machine Guns
01/04/10 - Baltimore, MD - The Annex - with ineveryroom

Random Fall Dates:
11/14/09 - Orlando, FL - Will's Pub - Anti-pop festival!
11/20/09 - New York, NY - Shea Stadium - Eskalators EP release Par-tay!!!

The Moist Heat Tour:
10/09/09 - Brooklyn, NY - Lynan's B-day!!!
10/10/09 - Brooklyn, NY - Shea Stadium! - with fucking Ghost Mall!!!
10/14/09 - Buffalo, NY - Soundlab
10/15/09 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dees
10/16/09 - Montreal, QC - Les Foufounes Electriques!
10/17/09 - Waltham, MA - Brandeis University! - not sure where on campus! I'll let you know soon!
10/21/09 - New York, NY - purevolume house - I still don't know what the term "pure volume" means but we're playing a show for them!
10/22/09 - New York, NY - Piano's - CMJ windish party pants!
10/22/09 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio - With French Miami, love like fire, ringo deathstar, the tony castles, tempo no tempo!
10/23/09 - Brooklyn, NY - Market Hotel - WE ARE NOT PLAYING A SHOW HERE! We're doing a light installation! it's a pitchfork party!
10/24/09 - New York, NY - Santos Party House - CMJ windish party shirts! - Javelin, hearts rev, all kinda bandz
10/24/09 - Brooklyn I think, NY - Glasslands - CMJ afterparty with donuts? no! but it will be cool anyways!
10/25/09 - Brookqueens, NY - The Silent Barn - With Math the Band kick ass!!!
10/26/09 - New London, CT - The Oasis Pub
10/27/09 - Providence, RI - Firehouse 13 - With Math the Band and!!!!! What? Cheer Brigade! oh shit!!!!!
10/28/09 - Worcester, MA - Distant Castle (11 Forbes St!) - with Bloody Swimsuit and 926 Main St. Apt 2!
10/29/09 - Philadelphia, PA - Danger Danger Gallery - With the Shakes!!!!
10/30/09 - Baltimore, MD - The Sonar - opening for Junior Boys!
10/31/09 - Washington, DC - Rock and Roll Hotel - opening for Captured by Robots!

Diesel U Music Tour:
(this happened on both sides of the moist heat tour!) we got sponsored by diesel and flew around the world and kissed pretty girls!!!
07/03/09 - Berlin, Germany - WMF Club - Opened for Peaches!!
07/30/09 - New York, NY - Webster Hall - The roots rule!
08/07/09 - Tokyo, Japan - Summersonic Fest - made out with lady gaga
08/14/09 - Helsinki, Finland - Flo Fest!
09/11/09 - Oslo, Norway - Bla - a really sick ass club!
09/19/09 - Paris, France - Le Regine!
09/26/09 - Madrid, Spain - Pabellon Satelite!
10/01/09 - London, England - P3!
10/06/09 - Beijing, China - CANCELLEDXZ
11/12/09 - Vienna, Austria - diesel show!!
11/17/09 - Miami, FL - Paris Theatre! - still whoring jeans!!! (diesel!!)
11/25/09 - Sydney, Australia - diesel show!

The Manifest Destiny's Child Tour:
In the June of '09 Yale offered us $1600 to go play a show in San Diego. We drove across the country and back in like a week and a half. We played maybe four shows? Rocked with sky thing in fort wayne IN, played an insane show at Rhinoceropolis in Denver, where we fell in love with Blastoids, then shot fireworks off the 17th floor balcony of a Courtyard Marriot. We ran into the pacific ocean at sunset. Killer.

Jesse, Neil and Dana Get Married Tour:
I just remembered that this happend! Dana, Jesse and I drove up to Montreal, played an awesome show with Sister Suvi and then the next day drove to Worchester Mass and played an awesome show with Joe DeGeorge and Emily's band! It was amazing. What we lacked in numbers we made up for ten fold in epic love.

TERRORSHAKES '08
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first tour ever! summer of '08! t'was absolutely magical! we played dan's beach house family reunion, got kicked off the stage at our friend's cousin's going away to the coast guard party (by her dad!!) and did everything in between. Did the Northeast, lots of new york, Burlington VT and Dover, NH. Magical fucking shit.

 

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